To celebrate the arrival of our tyrannical lizard alien overlords, and ensure our descent into a cripplingly oppressive totalitarian state, we are holding a summer sale! This is only one example of the many benefits to come as we are magnetized and absorbed into the 5G network. Bring us your microchipped arms and get discounts!
Proof of vaccination will get you 50% off books for two doses, 25% off books for one dose of any reptilian/Health Canada approved Covid 19 vaccine!
As this newly magnetized Marvel of Futuristic Technology makes our trade irrelevant, we are offering 100% discount to ANY LIZARD LEADER. We love you. We bow to you. WE WANT TO LIVE!
Take a screen shot of your confirmation text or email and show us at the till to get your discount on any and all merchandise in store.
In-person only. Online sales will not receive a discount as THE ONLINE WORLD IS A GARBAGE PIT OF PRIVATE ENTERPRISE, GOVERNMENT PRE-HUMAN INFORMATION AND WE WILL NOT PARTICIPATE IN THIS CONSPIRACY!
Cannot be used in combination with membership discount or store credit as these reasonable attempts at value and distribution of trade will not be tolerated under the new and improved mono-government.
So come down to Brown and Dickson Bookshop to begin enjoying the benefits of our post-human world with a COVID VACCINATION SALE for Sheeples and newly mutated book-lovers!
Sale runs until Aug. 30th.
Hope to see you soon!
With love,
Jason and Vanessa
